Whose stupid idea was a CV anyway?

You’ve been meaning to sort your CV for weeks, months, or even years, but you’ve been staring at it like it’s an ancient curse.  You tweak a bullet point here, add a buzzword there, and somehow… it still reads like the instructions on a dishwasher manual. Functional. Forgettable. Painfully dull.

You keep opening the document, staring at it, tweaking it over and over, then closing it again with a quiet internal scream.

Now you’re questioning yourself and your abilities.  And honestly?  Writing about yourself is the worst.  And turns out AI isn’t the dream answer after all – it makes no sense and doesn’t even sound like you!

Basically, you need help, and fast.

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Whose stupid idea was a CV anyway?

You’ve been meaning to sort your CV for weeks, months, or even years, but you’ve been staring at it like it’s an ancient curse.  You tweak a bullet point here, add a buzzword there, and somehow… it still reads like the instructions on a dishwasher manual. Functional. Forgettable. Painfully dull.

You keep opening the document, staring at it, tweaking it over and over, then closing it again with a quiet internal scream.

Now you’re questioning yourself and your abilities.  And honestly?  Writing about yourself is the worst.  And turns out AI isn’t the dream answer after all – it makes no sense and doesn’t even sound like you!

Basically, you need help, and fast.

BOOK NOW

Remove the stress

Whether you’re looking for an internal promotion, or a job elsewhere, it’s really important to learn how to market yourself and that’s where I come in. You don’t need another downloadable template, you need to take it off your plate. You need someone to take the stress away and use all the tricks of the trade, make you sound like the brilliant professional you are, and give you a CV you’re actually proud to send.

Beat ATS (Applicant Tracking Software).

Tailor your CV to the jobs you are applying for.

Sell your transferable skills.

Remove content to strengthen your argument.

Use suitable fonts, words and layouts.

And avoid the trap

✗ You’re good at your job, but when it comes to writing it all down? Total brain fog.  Your varied career now sounds like ‘jack of all trades, master of none’.

✗ You’re analytical, so you overthink every word and end up with 3 pages of… well, too much.  But you can’t leave anything out – that’s bound to be the crucial bit!

✗ The ghost of failed applications or promotions, redundancy or being out of work for a while, mean your confidence has taken a hit. You’re not even sure what’s worth including anymore, as none of it sounds ‘good enough’.

✗ Life is busy enough as it is, and no way do you have the time to spend a weekend rewriting your CV.

✗ Doubt creeps in.  Is it even worth looking for a new role after all?

Sound familiar? Don’t worry, we can help!  Let’s get this sorted before you talk yourself out of another brilliant job you’re 100% suitable for.

Our solution for you

Step 1

Don’t overthink it. Just send what you’ve got, even if it’s a mess from 2009. No judgement here.

Step 2

We’ll jump on a virtual call. I’ll ask the right questions, dig out the metrics and stories you’ve buried or forgotten, and get clear on where you want to go next.

Step 3

You get a clean, keyword-rich, ATS-friendly CV that tells your story with clarity and confidence. Less noise. More you. Then send off, and watch the offers flood in!

Investment £300

For a full CV review and rewrite and BONUS LinkedIn ‘top tips’ document.  Because how much is your free time worth?

Contact us for further details and pricing on additional support from cover letters to personal statements, we can help with it all!

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Happy Customers

“Caroline did an excellent job which helped me understand how to do an interview for a new job & she made a CV for me which was very helpful to me & so many direct companies & agencies have now called me about working for them.  She is brilliant & I want to give her an oustanding rating.”

“Oh wow Caroline – my CV is amazing – doesn’t sound like me at all lol…I am really pleased…thank you!”

“After my sessions with Caroline I always felt very positive about myself, she helped me realise that I did actually have many skills and a lot to offer.  I now have a CV that I am proud of and can write a great personal statement.”

“Caroline has shown me some practical tools which have helped me recognise the value in my skills and identify what I’m good at, whilst allowing me to focus on other areas I need to strengthen.  This helped me incredibly in rewriting my skills and abilities while boosting my confidence.”

Career Kick-Start: CV Coaching Session

If you don’t want, or can’t afford, for me to re-write your CV, then you could keep sending out that same old CV, crossing your fingers, and hoping some poor recruiter magically sees your potential.

Or… you could instead jump on a 60-minute Zoom with me and hear my advice about how you can actually sort it out. I mean, properly.

We’ll deep dive through your CV, LinkedIn, cover letters, whatever’s giving you a headache, and start fixing it live. Real-time edits. Smart, strategic changes that actually help you stand out (to both humans and those pesky ATS bots) and give you further ideas of how you can keep tweaking to make it amazing.

By the end of the session, you’ll:

  • Know exactly how to tailor your applications for every job you apply for
  • Understand what makes a CV or LinkedIn profile pop (hint: it’s not just listing every job you’ve ever had)
  • Have a plan for aligning your personal brand across all your job search plans, so the right roles come to you

You’ll leave feeling like a total boss. Because you are. You’ve just been underselling yourself.

All this for just £169.

BOOK NOW

Career Kick-Start: CV Coaching Session

If you don’t want, or can’t afford, for me to re-write your CV, then you could keep sending out that same old CV, crossing your fingers, and hoping some poor recruiter magically sees your potential.

Or… you could instead jump on a 60-minute Zoom with me and hear my advice about how you can actually sort it out. I mean, properly.

We’ll deep dive through your CV, LinkedIn, cover letters, whatever’s giving you a headache, and start fixing it live. Real-time edits. Smart, strategic changes that actually help you stand out (to both humans and those pesky ATS bots) and give you further ideas of how you can keep tweaking to make it amazing.

By the end of the session, you’ll:

  • Know exactly how to tailor your applications for every job you apply for
  • Understand what makes a CV or LinkedIn profile pop (hint: it’s not just listing every job you’ve ever had)
  • Have a plan for aligning your personal brand across all your job search plans, so the right roles come to you

You’ll leave feeling like a total boss. Because you are. You’ve just been underselling yourself.

All this for just £169.

BOOK NOW